but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY to my favorite girl and one of the greatest friends I could ever have. I know I can be a handful and honestly I don’t know how you put up with me, but every time my back is against the wall you are always there. You’ve seen me at my best, my worst, my highest points and my lowest points. Regardless of the situations you stood with open arms and never judged. You are truly amazing and I hope this day is everything you imagined it to be. Thank god for summer 2011. I wouldn’t be where I am today or who I am today without you and for that I am thankful. So here’s to being 21 baby ! Lets do this shit ! I love you big booty ! We bout to shake it like we live in the Porter House tonight ! @lo_key_ 🎈🎁👏💃🍻👯 #LoDay #WhatUpDoe